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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via heey5sos)

97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

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coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

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voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

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sleep-sarcasm-youtube:

troyesquiff:

basically

Don’t get upsetti have some spaghetti

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sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

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scrapbookbeta:

samieballerina:

d-a-n-o-s-a-u-r-:

claudiagray:

How many years before I can vote for this child? 

How much longer?!

We watched one of his videos in my english class last year, my teacher told us he has some sort of illness and is not expected to live  full life, so he makes these videos because he wants to impact the world while he can…

(Source: toomuchto, via mihcael)

I’m so busy with college recently and I’m only in three days a week amazing

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

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